"They say to themselves: why, I can't get it right in this lifetime, but in the next life it'll be right; in the spiritual afterlife. Which makes no sense at all, really. It's your choice, of course, if you want to believe all this, but why would you want a spiritual afterlife? Surely you should sort your spirit out now, while you're here. The spirit is what's challenged, the spirit is what suffers all the knocks, the spirit is the thing you have to master.
If you are going to have an afterlife, why not just have a physical afterlife? Just come back as a tentacle and a set of lips looking for huge lumps of chocolate to fuck..."
